🎮 Game
Hogspital Ward
You're on the night shift. Poorly hedgehogs are coming in — warm them up, sort out what's wrong, feed them up to 600g, and send them home. Everything in this game is how we really do it.
📋 Tonight
Home tonight 0
All time 0
🛏️ Waiting room
Tap a waiting hedgehog to bring them to the table.
❓ How to play
- Warm them first. Everyone arrives cold, and a cold hedgehog can't eat.
- Work down the list of what's wrong.
- Feed them up to 600g.
- Set them free 🎉
You can't lose and nothing bad happens if you get it wrong — Nurse Hedgehog will just explain why.
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Weight
0g
Needs 600g to survive hibernation.
What's wrong?
🧰 Treatment tray
Nurse Hedgehog says…
Loading the ward…
🦔 It's a game — but it's all true
Warmth really does come before everything else. Bread and milk really does kill hedgehogs. Mealworms really do cause bone disease. And a hedgehog really does need to be around 600g to survive a British winter.
If you ever find a real one, don't treat it yourself — here's what to do, and ring us.